I was accepted into the Master's program in epidemiology at the London School of Hygeine and Tropical Medicine, University of London. The "statistics" part of the title here has become valid!
It is a distance degree, though I have the option of going to London for exams (or NYC).
Now, all I have to do is figure out how to take this and apply it. Would be nice to eliminate a bit of the injustice rampant in the world today with a bit of statistical prowess. Reading this book about Thimerosal is a galvanizing endeavor.