"mommy, can you tell me a story about when you were a little girl and you were four and you lived in utah and you went to the store with the taffy machine and the restaurant with the hotdogs where they sang to you on your birthday and then you went on a trip to wyoming and california and then you went to disneyland and you visited cinderella's castle and she showed you her castle and you got to see her glass slippers and then you had dinner with her and then you met mickey..."

"minnie."

"...minnie mouse and she told you that she liked your sundress and you rode the teacups and then there was a big parade and you saw a man playing your favorite song on the piano and you got a red watch?"

"BLUE!"

"no, carter, it was not blue. mom said it was red."

"BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! BLUE!"

"no. red."

"BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!"

"mommy, can you tell me the story of when you were a little girl and you lived in north carolina and you had a cat named puffy and she had kittens in the tv box instead of the box that you had made for her and there were six kittens, and they were, they were, what color were they?

"BLUE!"

"nooooooooooo! caaaarterrrrrr! there is no such thing as a blue cat!"

"BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! BLUE!"

"mom! tell him they weren't blue"

"carter, i am pretty sure puffy's kittens were calico, grey, and black and white."

"BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!"

"oh, ok. maybe there was a blue one that i am forgetting."

"blue."

"hey carter, what color is that red truck?"

"BLUE!"