Fisher Price is recalling nearly 1 million toys. Why? Oh, you know, lead paint. From China.

Fortunately none of them are anything we have--they are all licensed character toys, and i am fairly neurotic about keeping Dora etc out of our house. I am on a mission to keep my kids at a complete social disadvantage by preventing them from achieving a level of preschool cultural literacy.

So, which toy is next?

I swear I am about ready to haul out the ol' whittling knife. Make me a darn good toy, by geez I will...